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precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

"I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice."
-Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)

communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

Anonymous: Why are you so horny lol?

vodkacupcakes:

Why aren’t you? Thats a better question

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

Anonymous: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

iguanamouth:

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bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

carnivour:

may the wings of your eyeliner always be even.